I'm Poor and Addicted to Drugs

I’m poor and addicted to drugs My last purchase was a liter bottle of Wild Cherry Pepsi. I don’t usually drink soda. But when I became poor I immediately had to cop some. I’m sipping it right now. I also gave up on drinking water. Poor people don’t drink water like that. They drink soda which is much sweeter and has caffeine. I don’t really buy drugs that much but thy have been coming to me in abundance. I am running out of Vyvanse which I use to stimulate my mind. Did some coke last night and snorted molly the night before and ketamine. And we all hid in the backroom and hid from all the scary freaks out in the living room. It’s very scary to me when Indians and Arabs act like they’re in a frat, maybe they are in a frat. They’re acting whiter than me they’re stealing my jobs that I don’t want to do. They’re good at shaking my hand but not good at being poor and addicted to drugs. That’s kinda my thing. I could go on food stamps but whenever I go on foodstamps I get fat and just buy wacky shit. I steal the good orange juice from Whole Foods. It tastes so good. It’s $8 but when you steal it it’s free. I think I have $50 bucks. The minimum payment on my credit card is $40. I need another credit card. The soda makes my teeth feel dirty and slimy. The weird cough I have isn’t going away. I was at the open bar last night drinking free beer and somehow I still spent all my money on alcohol. When i’m rich next month when everyone settles up i’m gonna blow all my money on drugs and alcohol. It’s gonna be so sick. I’m gonna go to the bar and buy a woman a drink and then go into the bathroom and fuck. It’s going to be so fucking sick. I am so fucking excited to get fucked up on drugs and alcohol and spin out. I’m excited to go to the ATM and withdraw $60 and just go fucking nuts.